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The 15 Most Relatable Divorce Quotes Ever

Well, I’d say these 10 quotes about divorce pretty much sum it all up.

I’ve been in the divorce industry for a long time. 15 years. First (and currently) as the managing attorney of Levine Family Law Group, and now as the CEO and Founder of Hello Divorce. Over the years, I have overheard clients and their spouse’s talk about everything from parenting schedules and equalization payments to reimbursements for funds spent on hookers and drugs.

But every so often, I hear a quote that is just too good not to share. I compiled them here because when read together – they are everything that divorce is (or can be). One thing is for sure – they are 100% relatable.

The Mindful Client

“Today I am going to stop making it about her, and start making it about me.”

The Divorce Curious Client

“Yes I am afraid. Yes I am going to do it anyway.”

The Freshly Dumped Client

“Some days I have trouble telling the difference between, ‘it’s killing me’ and/or ‘it’s making me stronger”

The Chopra Client

me: “How did you make it through such a traumatic divorce without showing the slightest bit of hostility?”

her: “My kids are one-half my ex. I will never risk them fearing half of them is wrong. If I hate their father, they experience me hating a part of them.”

The Practical Client

“Sorry I’m late. I was obsessing over all the things I want to say to you but won’t because I don’t want to spend $100,000 on legal fees.”

The Chill Client

“You just have to take it one “are you fucking kidding me” at a time.”

The Mediation Client

“It turns out, the communication issues we had in marriage, are present in our divorce”

Divorcing a Narcissist

“That period of time when change and hope is just around the corner and you are ready for it – but there’s literally nothing you can do to move things along.”

“The moment my mood stopped shifting based on her actions, I won.”

“You can tell a lot about a person by how they divorce.

The Hopeful Client

me: “How is that you have survived through so much pain?”

her: “I am addicted to silver linings.”

The Clueless Client

her: “You’ll never meet another woman like me.”

him: “First of all, thank god.”

The Bitter Divorcee

him: “Looks like you changed the netflix password after we agreed I’d have access until the divorce is final. What is it?”

her: “Ihopeyoudie.”

The Reflective Client

“It’s amazing how broken I am. Even when I saw it coming.”

The Empowered Client

“Yes I forgave him. No, I don’t want to build a relationship with him.”

“I am finally the independent woman, Destiny’s Child wanted me to be.”

“I am power couple with myself. I love us. We work hard.”

*I want you to get through your divorce without the expense, and without the conflict and drama ordinarily associated with this process. If you live in California, schedule a free 15 minute strategy session now to see if we’re the right fit for your more affordable, less stressful divorce.

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